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No Time, No Food, No Sleep, No Luck And No Sanity Left. Angeles City For Part-timers by Grande Nachos.
Alrighty then. So finally after seven days I got a break, a decent Wifi connection and the chance to tell my trip. Here I go. For those mongers wondering, I expect my Nobel price in medicine for scientifically proving one CAN go without sleep, and food for 5 days straight while in Angeles City. San Miguel Beer (and other assorted alcohol) contains enough nutrients to keep you going. Your sanity; however, will go to hell.
First of all, I should say that because this was a work trip, AND the work took place during the night 9pm-6am, AND I only found this out a couple of days before leaving. So I had to make do with what I had, plus my views reflect a part-time trip, I'm sure I coulda done a lot better with regular hours. Here goes the story in some easy-to-read chapters:
ARRIVAL DAY - Let's get started!
16 hours flight followed by 2 hours ride from Manila, and to make things interesting no sleep at all during the flight. Arrival time at AC was 1:30am. I checked at the hotel which was INSIDE Clark Air Base which is approximately 10 minutes from Fields Ave. This means a 300 peso ride EACH way with the rip-off taxi’s (I probably spent almost the same in BFs as in Taxi rides). Arrived with a buddy from work. He's the good looking blonde-blue eyed dude. Me, not so much.
At the beginning of the night we started drinking at Casino Filipino, which happened to be DEAD. I casually inform my friend about the Fields Ave bar district. So after swearing that we would all hold true to “What happens in Angeles City, stays in Angeles City”, we took a cab down to Fields. Experienced mongers know that Monday at 2:30am, there is almost nothing left. We ended up at 'The Viper Room' which left a skanktastic bad impression. There were only a few girls left, very tired and very bored, and everyone was just waiting to clock out and get the hell out. Not a good start. So we closed the Viper Room, and headed to the Dollhouse. At least the place was still half alive when we got there. We did notice however, that once again, at this time of night the dancers were not looking good. However, there were 4 waitresses that were looking cute (in comparison) and had enough positive attitude to keep us drinking and dancing through the night.
The girl I ended up talking to was Mylene. She’s a waitress at the Dollhouse bar, around 24 years old. I did ask if she was a 3 holer, but she wasn't. (And apparently that was the trend since I couldn't find a 3 holer girl anywhere) But she kept me in good spirits while drinking. I almost didn't want to barfine her, but what the hell. Her susus (titties) were decent sized and she claimed to be malibog (horny). Everyone else tried to go with my handsome buddy, but he took a pass for the night. So I paid Mylene’s barfine, headed to the hotel, and had great sex which was actually above my expectations. We did two rounds and had to go to sleep at 7am. I however, had to cut her time short after waking up at 11am. We did one more round and i gave her a 500 peso tip (because the Taxi ride was 300 peso). I did say to her to go find me a 3 holer girl and we will do a threesome. She got my phone number and I got hers. A good start, but I wasn't going to hold.
DAYS TWO AND THREE - Tijuana Gone To Hell
So the routine started, go to work at 9pm, finish up at around 5am, go to sleep, and wake up at 11am. I couldnt sleep past 11am. I would leave for Fields Ave VERY early almost every day, where nothing worth it is open. In the clear light of day, and sober, all I could think about was that Angeles City was nothing but Tijuana gone to hell, and I didn't think that was possible. Just when the good places started to get open, it was time for me to get back to work. My buddy had no trouble sleeping, so it was me just hanging out. I went to SM mall where obviously nobody wanted to fix my phone but rather sell me one. Finally, a cell phone place on Fields, in front of Honey Pot bar installed a new antenna for my cellphone. On some days I was going back and forth to Clark 2 or 3 times a day. Those taxi cab rides sure cost $$$.
I finally figured where the Body Shop bar was so I went there. I also visited the Lost in Asia bar down Perimeter road, the owner was there and was very cool. Lost in Asia didn't do short-time, which was all I could do due to the work schedule. The food places really didn't look appealing to me, so coffee, cigarettes and plenty of alcohol just kept me going. Went to Voodoo also, but I guess I got the bad shift or something because the girls seemed very young and no one was talking to me. Visited Honey-Pot, The Owl place, but it was too early. Day two I struck out, so a massage at the hotel had to cap the day.
Next day, I went to Honey-Kos and asked around for a 3 holer girl, no luck. Ended up doing a short-time with an 18 year old cutie, who was not a cherry girl (virgin) but I was guy number 2 which means she is very inexperienced. Plus, she expected me to get done in like 5 minutes or something. She was surprised I didn't. Seriously, WTF? After that, new rule, do not talk to girls under 20 because they don't know what are they doing. I went to the Dollhouse for an early shift, drank some beers and played pool. I bought a drink for a cute girl, only to find out in the interview she was pregnant... dude... so not a great time. I’m getting no sleep and bar hopping way to early in the day and drinking so I can talk to the girls. Then working all night, and the cycle starts again.
A side note to the Angeles City bar girls: if you are going to shave, make sure you shave every day. Otherwise by day two of not shaving, your pussy gets surrounded by sanding paper. I have the burns to prove it!
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