FieldsAvenue.info - The Definitive Guide to Angeles City
Experienced Pattaya monger visits Angeles by Billy Bhat.
Well this is my fifth trip to Angeles City and I still love the place! I know some Pattaya visitors don’t care for the place and I say cool, Viva La difference! (or something like that)
I visit the Philippines annually, normally for two months at a time. My longest visit here was three months when I also visited Bohol, Cebu and Davao City in Mindinao. On this trip I was going to spend one month in AC then on to Palawan. Well, looks like Palawan will have to wait until next trip.
Since I’m a Certified Cheap Charlie, the economics are favorable here in the PI. My USD$ fetch around 46+ pisos; in Pattaya a meager 33 baht. I reckon that for the same product (Beer, pussy) my money goes 40% farther here in the PI. My favorite brew, San Miguel light is P26 at 7-11 and only P30 at my favorite little restaurant. Lodging is all over with more high end hotels opening up recently (who wants to pay first world prices in a third world country? Not Billy Baht!) Currently I’m paying P800/night for a clean, if small, room in the “Perimeter” area of AC. Many bars have happy hours offering local mixed drinks and San Miguel Light for P40 to 60. Ladies drinks run from P110 to 150, although be careful if a girl wants a San Mig Light because they can be as high as P300 at some of the Fields Avenue bars.
After seven years in Asia, I’ve found that my body performs better on western grub-meat and potatoes. Many folks knock the food here, but I actually like some PI food, namely Pork Adobo, a stew like dish and Pancit Behon, fried noodles with vegetables. In my favorite little german restaurant here, Kanteen 101, I can get one of three daily specials for 185, including a salad. The cook has worked in Germany and even the germans say it’s the real deal.
Well about the reason any of us go abroad –pussy- it’s in abundance here. Filipinas will laugh and giggle about their “Coca Cola” bodies and I admit that I like a girl with a little meat on her bones. However, if petite 90 pound girls are your thing, you will not be disappointed.
The bar fines here usually run P1,200 to 1,500 (Some clubs are instituting “Super Stars for P3,000 plus) and that also includes the girl’s commission. The BF is supposedly for long time but some girls have started doing runners. It has been my experience that if you look them directly in the eyes and tell them that you expect them to stay until the morning, they will honor the agreement. I’ve also found the Filipinas to be very affectionate and genuinely loving in the sack. Yeah, there are hardened mercenary girls here, but many are looking for a bf or to be your wife (Yikes!) For the record, I’ve had some great times with the charming babes of Thailand and Cambodia too. Some things I personally like about the Filipinas: fewer girls sport tramp stamps; they keep their silky jet black hair long and natural and its easier to communicate with them. Heck, they even get most of my jokes (as long as the ladies drinks are forth coming…)
I’ll spare you the details, but yesterday as I walked back from SM Mall, I strolled in to the Gentlemans Club and ordered a brew and checked out the talent. One wide hipped, well nourished gal clocked me for the perv I am and started making obscene gestures with her tounge. I bought her a drink, had a few laughs and was about to kick her to the curb with my standard brush off line “I’m really looking for a girl that licks puki (pussy)” and she replied wide eyed “of course I lick puki; I’ll be right back!” True to her word she brought back her pal, a cute Samar girl and the interview commenced. “You sure you like to lick puki? “Oo” (yes!) Will you stay until the morning?” “Oo!” “I boom boom both of you, OK?” “Oo!”
Shit, I had not treated my self to a birthday present yet, so I paid the bar fine and they went off to change. Gentlemans Club kindly gave me a free beer to enjoy while I waited for my babes.
Back in my room, we all showered, then I nudged the girls together and they went at it with a will. The Samar girl seemed to especially love to lick wile the chubby girl kept me in the game. I’m usually a once in the evening and once in the morning guy but these little vixens took me to a whole new level. Finally the Samar girl conked out but the chubby girl demanded more and more. All I can say is that she really enjoyed her work (grin.) Miss Samar left at 0930 but I could not shake off the other gal until 1230. Free at last, I went to eat, downed three San Mig Lights and slept to 10 am the next day.
A few things to consider:
I always look in the mirror and see the long nose looking back at me so I know that I’m never going to be considered as a local. And yes, if you have an accident or run afoul of the law, its going to be your ass in the sling, that’s just the way the second and third world operates. But as long as you dress reasonably well, are respectful and obey the laws, you will probably stay out of trouble.
Live and let live; to each his own says Billy Baht. I know many guys detest AC and the Philippines in general but remember this: Thailand receives 14+ million visitors per year and the PI only scores three million. Perhaps familiarity breeds contempt.
Copyright © 2009 FieldsAvenue.info - All Rights Reserved